https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/568891950407024640
Every parent is proud of their children’s first pictures.
This one, though, might not have been pinned to the fridge door.
‘When I grow up I want to be like mommy!’ came with a worried explanation.
The picture of her holding onto a long stick like object with people beside her brandishing money wasn’t, she insisted, her pole dancing at a strip club.
Instead it’s her at work at a branch of the Home Depot DIY chain selling shovels.
Glad that was cleared up.
Ok we know it’s a bit old but it’s been trending again. So there.