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We live in a busy world and don’t always have the time for a long session of self-pleasure.
Seriously, sometimes you just need to get in and out – like a naughty version of the Hokey Cokey.
Yet some customers say The Poet from Smile Makers guarantees satisfaction in seconds and, better yet? It’s currently 50% off for Metro readers.
The Poet
The Poet truly excels at what it does best. Forget sweet nothings—this clit-sucking toy offers everything you could desire. With three interchangeable mouths, luxurious soft-touch silicone, and five pulsation modes ranging from teasing vibrations to passionate throbbing, it's designed to deliver unparalleled pleasure.
Buy Now for £89.95 (was 119.95)The Poet offers three pulsation modes but also sucks to mimic the real sensation of oral sex.
There are three different mouth sizes to choose from to ensure the perfect fit and the soft silicone is so gentle on the skin.
Plus, it’s also waterproof – so you can take things from the bedroom to the bath without worry.
For best results, start with the lowest intensity session and work your way up. Once you’ve found your favourite, simply lock it in place by pressing the main button and sensor.
It’s clear from the reviews that The Poet really is pure poetry. Customer Emma revealed that the toy had helped her achieve multiple orgasms for the first time, adding: ‘It was my first time trying an air pulse vibrator and I completely loved it!’
‘I never knew I could have an orgasm within seconds!’ Eve happily exclaimed in her feedback.
Irlyn also praised The Poet for its exceptional results in their review, explaining: ‘It’s an instant omg that leaves me wanting more. I don’t think I’ve ever cum so fast or so hard.’
‘I didn’t expect the strength of the orgasm I got from this, nor for it to happen so quickly,’ Ariana said in her online feedback.
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But it was Andrew’s review that really stopped us in our tracks. Firstly, we stan a King who understands the importance of sexual pleasure in a relationship. But he admitted that The Poet offered an orgasm so deep, it was almost scary.
‘I fear for my wife’s safety as she may explode with an uber orgasm,’ he said in his review. ‘We’ve only tried one head so far and the sensations delivered have been off the planet.’
Judging from the insane reviews, we think it’s fair to say that The Poet is worth every penny.
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But lucky for you, Smile Makers are offering 50% off with the code Metro50. So you can experience the most amazing pleasure at half the price. Don’t say we never spoil you.
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