Lovehoney launches huge sale with up to 50% off – plus money back guarantee if you’re not satisfied

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Safe to say Santa came early this year, as Lovehoney has launched an unmissable sale ahead of Christmas to lighten the load – and not just on your bank balance.

Known for its top quality sex toys, and sexy lingerie, Lovehoney’s Christmas deals cater to everyone’s needs. Shoppers will be treated to 50% off Christmas gifts, £20 lingerie sets, as well as 30% off the Lifelike Lover range, and 3 for 2 on stocking fillers.

From vibrators and dildos, to butt plugs and anal beads, Lovehoney’s collection of sex toys covers a wide range to suit everyone’s needs, desires and budgets.

Some of Lovehoney’s bestselling sex toys have also been including in the Christmas sale, such as the Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator, the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator and the Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator, plus many more toe-curling gadgets.

One of our top picks, and one of Lovehoney’s top-rated sex toys, is the Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator, which has garnered over 2,700 glowing reviews. 

It’s a handheld device that uses powerful suction technology, combined with Pleasure Air Technology, for sheet-gripping orgasms at the touch of a button. 

With six intensity levels, this sex toy starts off as a gentle pulsing, but up the ante and the suction will have you screaming out for more.  

However, that will be the only noise neighbours will hear, as Lovehoney prides itself on delivering top-quality, and quiet devices, which will arrive in discreet packaging. 

Lovehoney customers can’t get enough of the Clitoral Suction Stimulator, some even think the compact prop should come with a ‘Tsunami warning’.

One satisfied shopper gushed: ‘I didn’t believe the reviews that warned about putting something waterproof down, but I was proven wrong in less than two minutes. Very different stimulation to direct vibration, and a very different result!’

Another praised: ‘This was the first suction vibrator I ordered and is still the toy I reach for the most … The different speed settings make the experience that much better as you can use them to build your orgasm or edge yourself along making the orgasm that much more explosive. The best orgasm a toy has ever given me!’

We wouldn’t sleep on the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator deal either, which is another firm favourite with Lovehoney shoppers as it has amassed over 1,900 reviews.

This 2-in-1 sex toy offers clitoral and G-spot stimulation for “the most powerful orgasms”, insisted one previous shopper. 

The Greedy Girl vibrator is fitted with the iconic rabbit vibrator for clitoral contact, while the insertable shaft targets the G-spot, which runs across a total of 36 programme combinations, though the two can be used individually too. 

The buttery-soft silicone fabric is gentle on the skin, but it is advised to use lubricant to make the whole experience even more fulfilling.

A separate satisfied buyer shared: ‘This is one of the best investments in pleasure I have made. It does not disappoint. The vibration from the shaft is independent of the other, so you control how much you want and where.’

The discounts will run from now until December 23, so there is plenty of time to fill up your virtual basket and treat yourself, or someone else, this Christmas.

Maybe you’re looking for some couples fun? In which case why not check out Lovehoney’s array of curated kits? With 900 reviews the Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit is a gift you can both enjoy long after Christmas Day. 

While it may not be on sale the 11-piece bundle will save you more than purchasing every item separately, as the Rabbit and G-Spot Vibrator alone can range from £39.99 up to £99.99.

From cock rings to vibrators, anal beads to male stroker, this set covers all kinds of sex toys to stimulate almost all body parts, and drive you both wild. 

Whether you are shopping sex toys for him, for her, solo fun, or couples play, if you are experimenting for the first time, or are a seasoned sex toy aficionado, Lovehoney promises a pleasurable experience for all.

In fact, Lovehoney offers 100 Day Pleasure Guarantee to ensure all customers are satisfied – we’re not joking.  

The brand’s sex toy satisfaction pledge allows customers to return all sex toys and bondage items within 100 days. However, this return policy is not applicable to lingerie, lubricants, gifts and games.

The fun doesn’t stop there, as Lovehoney is also offering shoppers free delivery too. Orders over £50 will be eligible for free standard delivery, which would usually set you back £4.99.  

But, if you want your order to arrive in time for Christmas, you must order by Friday December 20 at 5pm.

If you’ve left your Christmas shopping to the last minute, or need a stress reliever of your own amidst the chaos of the festive period, you can opt for Express Delivery at a charge of £5.99 and have until December 21 to check out the items in your basket.  Alternatively, pay £7.99 for Premium delivery, which will be posted on December 22.

Whether you’re looking to spice up your love life, indulge in self-love, or inject a bit of passion into someone else’s bedroom this Christmas, Lovehoney’s sale is not one to miss.  

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